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dinsdag 13 augustus 2019
Before We Walk or Swim or Contemplate
zondag 11 augustus 2019
Postcard perfect
Just back from vacation
and I found in my actual mailbox
a picture postcard
of an empty space
sent to me
by my subconscious.
There was no scenic photo
nor shot of some beachfront or
the sunburnt buns of some girl in
half a bikini imprinted on the front
just an empty space
and on the backside of paradise
were writtten in red ink
these six words,
Glad that you are not here.
Now, when is the last time any of you got a postcard
from your subconscious?
As if this actually never really happened
So I am back home
At this party of an old friends
new friend
And in conversation
In some suburban kitchen
This guy says to me,
Hey man you should
Really dress your age.
And i looked
At him standing there
On the otherside of the kitchen island
In his suit jacket
And pressed shirt
And Dockers
And I said, hey man
Let me,
Guess how old your are
By what you
Are wearing.
And he smiled
said sure
And I said,
65.
and he said
fuck you
I graduated the same year
you did.
It’s not what you think but think you know. 6
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