As if this actually never really happened

So I am back home
At this party of an old friends
new friend

And in conversation
In some suburban kitchen
This guy says to me,

Hey man you should
Really dress your age.

And i looked
At him standing there
On the otherside of the kitchen island

In his suit jacket
And pressed shirt
And Dockers

And I said, hey man
Let me,
Guess how old your are
By what you
Are wearing.

And he smiled
said sure

And I said,

65.

and he said
fuck you
I graduated the same year
you did.