zaterdag 11 augustus 2018

Trey Gowdy and the gag reflex.


Trey Gowdy and the gag reflex.


He said that God might forgive but never forgets.
Yet even over this he seemed to have his doubts.


After Trey Gowdy got off his knees and wiped his chin
and flushed the toilet and all that he had purged was
sucked away in a circular motion and he got back
on his feet and looked at his increasingly pale and see through self image in the mirror and said,
“Trey, you can handle this, only a few more months, guy.”
And his wife called from downstairs, “Trey, sweetheart
your breakfast is ready.” And Trey replied, “Ok, I will
be right down.” And Trey looked at himself once again
in the mirror and whispered to himself, “for the love
of God and Country.” And once again Trey Gowdy got
down on his knees and stuck a finger down his throat
and vomited up the rest of what he had eaten at the
pro-life community bbq the night before. The all pork sausages had seemed a bit off but it was the Russian dressing that for one reason or another had left the most lingering of aftertastes.

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