I received an email from the Devil today.

I received an email

from the Devil

today

and in the email

the Devil

asked me

what the hell

was going on up there?

See the Devil was

under the assumption

that  

everyone

already knew

that

the he was

more partial

too

tequila

than

vodka

to empanadas

than

perogies

to the Caribbean

than

the Caspian Sea.

that classical ballet

had never

been the Devils

thing

that Luchadores

had more allure for

a demon with a passion

for

the chaos of

all things.

The Devil

claimed to

have

little interest

in politics

per se,

but that the

attention diverting

bullshit

going on between America

and Russia

was just

getting in the way

of even the Devil

enjoying a bit of quiet,

a salted margarita

and a little siesta

on a

warm summers day.