the universe and the head full of hangover

 -Coffee?

Yes.

-Milk and sugar?

No.

-Glass of water?

Please.

-Piece of lemon in it?

Why not?

-Have you eaten?

I haven’t eaten.

-Shall I fry us up some eggs?

I can always eat.

-Slices of tomato?

The good life.

-Here ya go.

Do you have tobasco?

-Of course I have tobasco.

I need tobasco.

-I understand that need.

Thank you, I needed this.

-No problem.  More coffee?

Need.

-and now what

Let me do the dishes for you and we shall see.

-I can let you do the dishes.

I’ll wash and you can dry.

-I don’t dry, I let the universe do that.

I understand that.

-Well thank you for understanding that.

It is the least I can do.